Trophy wife with daddy issues? Shocker!!

All of this is just gross. Like, if Jay Z wants to cheat, fine. If Beyoncé wants to write a passive aggressive lyric about that, fine. If Rachel wants to brag about it on Instagram, fine. I. Don’t. Give. A. Fuck.

The “almost were” types can be the actual worst because they are in that taste of glory, Machiavellian stage of avaricious yet “artistic” climbing. Asshats bedazzled by their own heady dreams of stardom, willing to do anything to make it the big time. Blergh.

Also the risk of losing your job if they do testing; possibly getting arrested, jail, a record, etc. Jeff Spicoli was funny as hell but I have no desire to be him at 44.

I’m a Gen Xer (on the older side of, but within the spread), and it just seems immature to me. Plus, simple possession is still illegal where I live, so my SO, if s/he smoked pot, would have to never bring any into the house or car. ‘Cause I’m not being put at risk just because you wanna live like you’re fifteen.

I have yet to meet an adult pot head who just occasionally gets high. Instead you will make plans with them for dinner or a movie and they’ll show up high. They’ll make plans on the weekend around the times and places they can get high. Its boring and obnoxious, so although I don’t care if people smoke pot, do I want…

I love these weird documentaries. I find them more compulsively watchable than anything else-like the thrill/horror of a scary movie, but with this extra oomph because it’s real, and almost always done in a soothing, artistic, intellectual sort of way.

Dolphins are naturally sexually aggressive creatures and have basically kidnapped and raped humans before. They must be stopped.

• Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill “hate” each other.

Walking a red carpet with just a cane is dullsville. Add a top hat and monocle, then you’re worthy of a news cycle.

Can we just have an open thread of cute dog posts? I mean, here’s my Irish Wolfhound trying SO HARD to get her toy thrown.

Whatever man, I love eating pizza with a fork. I don’t have to let it cool as long before stuffing it in my face! The toppings don’t all fall off and roll all over the place! I keep my hands clean! It helps me savor my pizza longer! Anyone who tries to snob on me about it can go kick rocks.

I’ve heard the same story about Hoffman but it was Laurence Olivier from when they worked on Marathon Man together.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Jane is an unparalleled liberal bad ass, whose continuous advocacy for human rights doesn’t come with fanfare or a press junket. She does this shit because she wants to.

Amen!! I had to unfriend all of my moms (may she RIP) friends because of their patently offensive, racist and Fox News imbibed “shares.” Mom had a huge group of friends, and she fought the good fight, telling them they were all full of crap until she died. These are nice “Christian” ladies who have turned their backs…

10/10 Would agree with this theory. I’ve long thought that Facebook makes you miserable because you have all this material to compare your life to someone else’s and you know all about how shitty your life is, but everyone else’s life looks great on FB. And misery and anger do seem to go hand in hand. Wouldn’t…

Very Presidential Donald. Classy. Can you imagine the shitstorm if Pres. Obama did this?