To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Khloe explains, “So people that have gone through really traumatic experiences in life, not all of them are breakups, some of them have lost a parent or something that’s been really traumatic which has caused them to gain a lot of weight and they don’t really know how to get control over their life again. So whatever…

Absolutely no one gives a shit about your opinion of Mariah Carey.

That settles it then.

Mother and baby, together forever:

can we maybe abhor the racism in this woman’s statement without tearing down melania? it seems obvious to me that this pamela taylor person just likes melania because she’s white and hates michelle because she’s black. it’s not really about whether either woman is actually “classy”. it isn’t melania’s fault that…

I’m for Obama and extremely anti-Trump. So why is it okay to attack any of their kids (not the adult ones)? Two wrongs don’t make a right. I think it was disgusting, well beyond disgusting, on what Obama’s kids had to go through. That doesn’t make it okay to do that to someone else’s kids. Go after Trumps adult kids,…

(1) Can we not do the “eye for an eye” thing when it comes to children?

Two points:

IDK if this makes me old-school, but I’ve always felt that my irrational feelings/responses are my problem. I wouldn’t think of putting limits on someone else over it.

A genius? Are you being ironic?

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

He was called Gerald Ford.

I almost lost it driving through Texas. Everyone going like 25+MPH over and constant lane shifting and blaring their horns... I felt like when Dionne from Clueless accidentally got on the freeway. They drive like the winner gets extra freedom or something.

Fuck the GOP as a staff, record label, and as a muthafuckin crew.

Also: the neo-nazis LOST today in Austria, so there’s that.

OT: Boo-YAH! A federal judge less than an hour ago ruled for an immediate start to the recounting of Michigan’s nearly 4.8 million ballots. Fucking eat it, Donald.

I personally am very registry-averse on my own behalf. I mean, I'm happy to comply with baby ones and even wedding ones, but I just feel like it's kind of tacky to Ask For Things.