You don’t like it? Keep your kid at home and read to them yourself.

Kylie Jenner got a bob.

I’d like to see them do a “Househunters: Where Are They Now?” episode about a couple getting divorced and looking for new housing. I’m sure there’d be quite a few.

As someone who has watched what some might classify as a disgusting amount of House Hunters (both domestic and international), approximately 75 percent of the heterosexual couples you see on the show make it clear within the first five minutes of their episode that they should not be together.

You know what’s really unsettling? His victim not reaching adulthood, let alone her twilight years. Save your compassion for someone who deserves it.

Children shouldn’t murder their baby-mamas with kitchen knives just because they don’t want to be parents, then.

Well, if Meghan wants to sleep with common people, people like me; I’ll be happy to help her out.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

Oh man, these are some of my favorites. Kiva edibles in general! My tolerance is so low now that I’m not drinking as much as I used to & not taking adderall, and I slip into paranoia quite easily when I smoke, so I really appreciate Kiva’s low dose edibles. I take one every night, 10 pm on the nose, and sleep like a…

They have a lot of fresh cut onions at Publix, do they?

Yes, she was a piece of work, but neither Capote nor Vidal were particularly nice men either. Capote famously said that as a writer  he would take advantage of anyone who befriended him. Vidal made a career out of saying dreadful things in an amusing manner.

I honestly can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic...She & Him is pretty popular still and has like 5 (maybe 6) albums. 

I also hate Tariq and Christina should be the national anthem.

I also hate the property brothers. I find their faces so unbelievably punchable and I’m not normally prone to violent thoughts. But in this case I really just want to see them take one to their faces. 

I didn’t know anything about this before this Jez article (because I’m 44) but I read Natalie’s essay and just... holy shit, kids. Why are you like this?

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

They both sound like awful people.

I’m a true crime junkie, so I would have, no question.

Even in Jezebel, a supposedly feminist outfit, a dead woman is nameless when she’s a famous man’s ex.