I'd like it if her current dog was removed from her custody and she was banned from ever owning another pet. That and the 10 years.

I didn't even bother finishing. It lingers on my Kindle, 35% in. Fuck it, too many books to read to bother with ones you don't like. Knock it off!

He started off his show tonight saying that he actually did vote, that his comments were flip and then he apologized, saying he should never have been flip about something as important as voting.

The Miniaturist by Jessie Burton. Just picked it up from the library on Sunday, so I'm not too far in, but very much looking forward to the story of a woman in the late 1600s in Amsterdam who keeps a intricate dollhouse and hires a miniaturist to create things for it. I'm obsessed with Amsterdam and the few chapters…

A marketing scheme, I'm sure. All I know is I use this Loreal BB cream that is white when I put it on and just makes my skin look even toned and dewy without looking heavily made up. I love it.

Wait, what's wrong with BB cream? Did I miss something? It makes my skin look so nice! (Eek, now I'm afraid of your answer!)

I was wondering the same thing. And if they do it gratis, where do they draw the line? Who is a big enough celeb to get that kind of treatment? Would they let, say, David Hasselhoff have a private tour? The Duggars? Kathy Griffin? Shia La Beouf?

It seems like a lot of people thought that blind referred to Amanda and a guy named Dan Schneider, who is a producer/writer and worked on The Amanda Show, and not her father. I remember reading other blinds about him and various female Nick/Disney actors.

I just spent the last three days with a 2 year old who not only rode her ladybug version throughout the house, she also seemed to enjoy standing in front of it and pushing it around using the handlebar as well. I don't think I saw her play with the antenna at all.

Oh, but she has! Premiering January 2015 on TV Land. http://www.tvland.com/shows/younger

I just read about the sequel with much of the original cast PLUS RICHARD GERE (!)

If you haven't seen it, rent The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. I just saw it on a plane - it is thoroughly enjoyable and Maggie, as usual, is a total hoot in it, I was laughing out loud. And to sweeten the pot, Judi Dench is in it, too.

I quit. About 400 pages in. I never looked forward to picking it up after I put it down. There's just too many books I want to read. Unless I can't wait to read the next chapter, I'm done.

Not married, reportedly dating Jason London's ex wife.

Note: Besides the VMA special, the revamped House of Style will not actually air on MTV at all, but will live online at MTV.com, according to the linked article.

I also had an uncut boyfriend and did not realize it until after we'd had sex a couple of times. When he was hard you really couldn't tell.

Didn't we talk about this a few months ago when Kanye gave Kim that painted Birkin? I think the consensus was that the only person who could "decorate" a Birkin was Jane Birkin herself?

Who gets the $376,000, assuming she pays it?

I love that as he says that line the camera pulls out and it is two dudes sitting on a golf cart. Anti-abortion, Pro gay marriage!

That's the weirdest part of the story to me. Why the hell is Wayne Coyne hanging out with Miley Cyrus? Dude is 53. I can't wrap my head around the fact that they are friends much less the fact that he got some matching tattoo honoring her dead dog. Are they making a record together or something?