Well, if you look at original season of Teen Mom, it really didn't work out that way. Gary has full custody of he and Amber's daughter. Maci and what's-his-name share custody. There were the two that gave up their kid for adoption and then, well, Farrah's baby daddy died.

You are not grey to me and oh my god, I WANT Sally's shoes!

She did write a pretty funny book - http://www.amazon.com/Know-But-What-…

Jack and Lena made me think of this:

It's OK. There is absolutely nothing you can do or say that would ever ruin Lloyd Dobbler for me. #truelovealways

Lucky, lucky Ione Skye.

What happened to his pregnant girlfriend? I remember reading several months ago that he has a Peruvian girlfriend, that they are allowed conjugal visits, and that she was pregnant. Am I imagining this?

Spawn of Christie Brinkley and that one horrible husband of hers that cheated on her with a teenager.

I thought Sally Field looked pretty good too.

But that nurse is not usually sitting in a chair over to the side taking notes.

Honestly? Knowing that BV stands for Bacterial Vaginosis was all I needed to know. Sounds awful.

That photo is full of weird. Why is the patient wearing what appears to be a long tee shirt? Why does it look like there is a bank of floor to ceiling windows in the examination room? Where's paper sheet they drape over your knees? What is that camera looking thing over the patient's right foot? Why does the doctor…

What is BV?

OK, so I researched it a bit and found that this is actually the second time this foursome has shared a meal - Carrie tweeted a photo last September of the four of them having brunch. I still haven't figured out the thread between them but, uh...the plot thickens?

Don't forget the Bangles!

I'd do anything for one of these crooked, colorful, Dr. Seuss like canal houses in Amsterdam.

Before or after you changed "narritive" to narrative?

But they can spell it.

I believe this is the performance from the Olympics: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjkiebus/this-…

Oh but why would you want all those tiny little needy people getting in between you and him?