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The way that one little foot crosses over the other? Gutted.

worshipping a stolen cat, that he wears as a ponytail ...

from the description:

I was coming on to comment that it looks exactly like the scoliosis brace my friend's 11 year old is currently wearing, except hers is purple with pink hearts, not yellow. They get to pick their own design these days.

I'm pretty sure she was wearing a full body suit for the Cuba - Miami swim.

This post makes me wish Jezebel worked like Facebook and I could HIDE THIS POST because ew. I can't even skim by it without my stomach lurching.

Please tell me that someone sent this to Matthew Peterson's Mom.

People on my FB wall were saying she was going to do this all day yesterday. I'm just hoping that everyone saying that is what she is going to do makes her NOT do it. Too obvious. Right?

I'm sure hers is the real deal but I saw some knock offs that looked pretty much like that at Claires the other day. I bet you could wear it once or twice before it turns your fingers green.

Psychic Friend is the awesome Will Schwartz - he was also in Imperial Teen, with Roddy Bottum of Faith No More. He sure creates some gorgeous pop music. LOVE!

wow, they airbrushed her to look vaguely like Hilary Duff in that picture.

Oh, but you forgot the best part! He's a "very accomplished individual" whose "...wife supports him..."

I don't know if it is in the clip above but I watched the show yesterday and they actually laid the Old Pre Eye Job picture over a still of her from the show where she wasn't wearing any make-up, and the nose matches up.

I know. That is why I find it odd, as Ellen doesn't seem like someone who would like Bethanny. That is why I said I thought maybe Bethanny had something on Ellen.

The weirdest part is that Ellen is the one propping her up. I don't get it. If I was at a party and someone said, "Hey, do you think Ellen Degeneres likes Bethanny Frankel?", I would answer "No". It's like Bethanny has something on Ellen.....

The four new episodes of Luther from this week scared the hell out of me. I kept having to mute the sound. I can't turn away, because Idris is so damn hot.

Nyad was born in New York City on August 22, 1949 to stockbroker William Sneed and his wife Lucy Curtis. Her father died when she was three and her mother soon remarried Aristotle Nyad, a Greek land developer, who adopted Diana.

...and then you clicked through to the NYDN story and realized it wasn't even a shocking fact but just make-up for a bit on the Letterman show.

BECK people! Fucking Beck! Ugh.