It is weird that the first thing someone out there thinks about when hearing this story is, "Gotta go update her Wiki page!".

and that the Metropolitan Police are investigating the choking incident...

They have 57K Facebook fans. They have set the page to make it so you have to "Like" it to comment, and based on some of the comments, some of those 57K just Liked the page so they could tell the "Million" Moms how obnoxious they are.

Good question, I have no idea. But if the state is paying, are you fucking kidding me that they would pay for Betty Ford or some swanky joint in MALIBU?!!! That's some bullshit right there. They should have shipped her ass to Hazelden in Minneapolis where all the addicts from my high school went.

Yes! And now I want to know what Equal's response was to Anne...

I have been wondering the same thing. Betty Ford isn't cheap and I'm sure that the Resort they moved her to in Malibu is pretty expensive too. Doesn't she still owe back taxes? I'm always fascinated by people who don't appear to ever work yet seem to have an endless supply of cash.

Well, I feel better knowing I'm not the only one. I thought I might have some freakishly short vaginal canal.

I use OB faithfully, not really because they are applicator-less but because I feel like they are a better tampon. They expand horizontally, not vertically, if that makes any sense? Tampax expands long, after 20 minutes or so, I feel like it is popping out of me. That never happens with OB.

I'm a Netherlands girl, myself. I've toyed with the idea of starting up an online dating service for Americans looking to marry someone with a Euro passport. I watch House Hunters International and wonder where my Dutch boyfriend who wants me to move to Oegstgeest is. Must find a way.

Their prisons apparently let him have sex.

Dick Sargent? AKA Darrin Stephens Take 2?

My friends and I were just talking about this last night. No way in hell would I have been seen with a 14 year old boy when I was 20, no matter how famous he was. Then again, Bieber has never looked older than 12, so maybe that's her thing.

There probably isn't a photo of the two of them together where Miley is blonde.

Anthony De Rosa's tweet is actually a quote written by a woman.

Suri herself shot this rumor down yesterday - http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/500919205…

I'll second Coastal.Com. I'm currently sporting a lovely pair of tortoise cat eyes that I love. I got them during a special Facebook promotion and only paid for shipping which came out to be about 15 bucks. I just got an email from them this morning that they are having a $50 Guess sale this weekend and some of…

I got in trouble for painting squares over the wallpaper on my bedroom wall. Thanks a lot, Clarissa!

Get yourself Chrome browser and download AdBlockPlus. I don't see any ads, ever, on any site I go to. Try it, you'll like it. (Not that that Nasty Gal outfit isn't a heinous rip-off or anything.)

What is the third hand in that picture for?

So, I'm curious. How does your second -grader sign her name? Is she learning a cursive signature? I always perceive a signature to be in cursive, will people start to have block print signatures? Gosh, I feel old.