If you've read Forever, you'd never forget it. Funny, when I googled the paragraph I quoted, there was some entry about how the name Ralph shows a definite decline in use since the publication of the book!

I forget what page it is now but I remember when it was passed to me it had a pizza sauce stain on the page - we passed it around at lunch in the cafeteria.

"Don't," he said, wiggling out of his pajama bottoms. He led my hand to his penis. "Katherine . . . I'd like you to meet Ralph . . . Ralph, this is Katherine. She's a very good friend of mine."

You mean www.whitewhine.com. Sadly, [whitewine.com] just tells you where to learn to be a bartender. (Aaaaand....I guess I'm late to the party)

Courtney's not going to make it another five years. Now that's cynical.

I don't know about the freezer bags, but I have turned to Apartment Therapy when purchasing something major for my apartment, like my couch and my bed frame. They will have posts about these kind of purchases and the comments can be very helpful in a consumer reports kind of way. I also love looking at the…

Just moved NYC-LA. This is my one recommendation: go check out [movingscam.com] right away. The "consumer reports" of the moving industry, it will help you make a more confident decision when choosing a moving company.

or like this? (Damn Image Fail of picture of Michael Stipe as the Ice Cream Man in Pete & Pete)

Jennifer Love Hewitt AND Tara Reid...now that's really saying something.

Exactly what I was intending to say. The unbelievable amount of bullshit I read on this site about women being restricted in this country makes me scoff at the idea that we are the land of the free. Yeah, if you are white, rich, and a man.

There are about six current articles on this site about proposed laws in the US restricting women's rights. I know it is not nearly as extreme as this particular article but it is immediately what I thought of when I read your comment.

You had to insert the United States into this, didn't you?

She looks like Ducky.

Nope. The youngest is also male. Tripp. Trigg. Truck. Something like that.

So when they are 18 they can be sent off to fight in one of their wars. (Paraphrased from the brilliant George Carlin.)

Can't wait for a Tavi/Spencer Tweedy duet. It's hard to believe I'm 45.

I am hoping that Shirley McClaine's character is a black sheep rather than some stiff upper crust toe the line society woman. And I can not wait to see her and Dame Maggie Smith butt heads. And to see her wardrobe!

On the Graveline tour in LA, they pull the hearse (you read that right) up to the Menendez house and play the son's 911 call on the car stereo. Yes, I paid for the opportunity to do this.

But man, they have some of the greatest french fries Manhattan. Crispy and salty.

I was going to say the exact same thing! Except for the part where you left out the word "naked".