But not all of the states. It is not mad hot in San Diego, where this pic was taken, nor is it mad hot here in LA where I am. A lovely 73, actually.

The lawyer who writes the Crazy Days and Nights gossip website says he sent a message to your friend, offering free legal services to fight this.

Sweating like mad was one of the Top 5 Reasons I decided to move to LA from NY last May. Days like today, when I read what the weather is like in NY and I have this divine dry heat, convince me I did the right thing. Humidity sucks.

" I hope Law & Order does an episode about this with its typical completely fashion". What does that even mean? "typical completely fashion"?

Oh yes I did picture Emma Watson and Neil Young together in my head for a second there. Coffee, please.

Nah, I got some Art Institute ad, I think they are in rotation.

It looks like a severely modified version of Beatrice's Royal Weddng bow hat. Love it!

Well, she just opened her third store in the Philippines. Too bad they don't just air the show there.

I don't care if it has commercial breaks, I'm still dying for the next season of Downton Abbey.

She looks like he is really into him except for the scene where she walks away from him mid-coitus to answer her phone.

Billboard says that they are not including the Best Buy numbers in their total. They also say that over 400,000 copies were sold for 99 cents via Amazon. I'm not trying to rag on Gaga, just observing how low record sales have dropped. If you look at those NSync numbers, and remember that in 2000, a lot of those…

One million records does not seem that impressive when you remember they were going for 99 cents a piece. At that rate, and with all the press, she should have sold way more.

You mean some shit an intern saw on MediaTakeOut.com and stole for a "story" idea for NYDN.

Hold off people. I absolutely do not blame this woman or am I saying that she deserved it. Hell, you read a lot into a comment. I'm just surprised that someone managed to get all the way into her panties without her knowing. Surprised, that is all. Gah, I certainly did not mean to imply in any way that it was her…

Wait a freaking minute. This dude actually managed to get his hands inside her panties and she didn't know it? C'mon. I fall asleep on the plane and I know when the guy next to me bumps my arm with his elbow by mistake. She didn't wake up when a stranger started groping her genitals?

Oh, I don't know. It is painfully obvious that Donald Trump is running for president to garner publicity for Celebrity Apprentice. It totally works there. Helen's beauty is not painful (though it is obvious). Trump pretending to run for president is painful and obvious.

Ha! So was I! There needs to be an emoticon for sarcasm.

Yeah, if you are a fan of the band. But it will likely be a band your parents love, and it is a rare child that likes the same music as their parents.

I don't think a name that conjures up a Latin rock band is any better than one that makes you think of a jolly old man.

I can't get past this sentence "it is painfully obvious that HM is gorgeous". It is painful to you that she is so beautiful?