No. This is magical negro bullshit. Make the world better by teaching white girls some Black people shit. Might as well call it The Help: College Years. Or Bring It On: Just For The Hell Of It. Double thumbs down if at any point someone utters “You Go Girl.”

What if the ham sandwich is drenched in mayo?

Huh. You know, normally mustaches make a man look *more* like a serial killer, not *less*.

Oh you left out Several Becky nominees that deserve to be called out:

Yeah, I don’t get why just cause someone’s gonna die soon we can’t talk bad about them. If Trump, Pence, and Ryan all announced today that they has inoperable brain cancer and would be dead in a month, I’d be cheering from the fucking rooftops.

I read the story, saw the first comment, and thought “of course.”

Your instructor, Marvel’s Brother Voodoo?

Hotep Hogwarts sounds lit tho

You dissin’ The Commodores ?
What the ever-loving FUCK ?!
They’re easy like Sunday morning, for the love of christ.

At this point, since Meek has been on probation for 12 years and can’t manage to stay out of trouble, he should just try to come to an agreement to serve 1 or 2 years to settle that piece of trouble.

“...sounds like T-Pain fucked a Pinterest page”

Kash is quite the fitting name lol

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