I miss that asshole Kobe.

“I know that’s right”—Phil Hartman

Or maybe he shouldn’t have been cheating on his wife. You do know white stars also get caught in cheating scandals, too?

Well... the video definitely shows her not passing the ball.

Sit your Nazi-apologizing “moderate” ass down, and don’t get out that chair ‘til we tell you you can leave.

I don’t know why anyone would subject themselves to that abuse....

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Ladies and gentlemen... I present ‘Florida Man’.

Honestly, it’s kind of the same thing I saw in the Super Bowl where the Denver defense just absolutely removed an entire team’s (Carolina) will to live.

Isn’t “getting a championship” the only legitimate reason you need?

Nobody is crying any tears for this poor, beleaguered white girl who was handed a music career based on her whiteness, while a few people tried to steer her away from the cultural appropriation she so needed to commit. Fuck her.

Stoney Chaney, civil rights fighter, attacked for exercising his first amendment right.

As long as your’re outchea growing and attempting to thrive WITHOUT breaking the hearts of innocent women in your attempt to become whole again, then you aiight with me!

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Forget it, Maximum; it’s Texas-town.

Now you know that doesn’t matter. His delicate flower was taken advantage of by some hulking negro brute. No, it doesn’t matter if Jordan Briggs is black or not. Mr. Jones being black is enough.

An arrest warrant for Parnell was issued that same night, and he was arrested Tuesday while working at a contract job at the General Motors plant in Arlington, Texas.

I suspect it’s the same people who unfurled the “Racism is as American as Apple Pie” banner on the set of the Paula Deen show.