If you are super worried about it, you could always pull a Yolanda and get all your fillings removed....because..heavy metals?

They slowly get absorbed by your body, metabolized, and then excreted as waste.

With any luck, to my butt. Would save me some coin.

She never said that it couldn't happen to her. Kelly speculated about why she thinks it has never happened to her. Whether or not you find Kelly’s opinion ignorant does not mean that it was an attack on others, which is what you originally asserted.

Kelly’s saying that she thinks no one ever tried to assault her because no one saw her as a sex object. She’s describing how the industry and the public perceive her, not blaming pop stars who have sexualized personas and can trade on their looks.

She can probably hear them as she intended, not as they were recorded, so every time she hears it on the radio it annoys her. As a perfectionist who can’t let details go sometimes, I get it.

In case you were wondering, this is in reference to My Life Would Suck Without You, which she was 100% required to do after the release of My December, or the label promised to drop her career into a hole and forget about her forever (aka, what they’ve done to Kesha).

It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.

It is important to understand that people who do horrible things aren’t monsters. They are humans who made horrible choices. I think calling them Monsters takes away their agency and their responsibility for making those choices.

Yes! And how come R. Kelly still has a successful career?

OMG he is the fucking WORST.

A random, rich, Reality, raging alcoholic.

Since this is a “Dirtbag”, I hope it’s ok if drop a little extra garbage in it (kind of like when dog walkers throw their baggies in your trashcan. It’s ok, except for when they don’t tie the baggie”

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

Jezebel has abandoned feminism. They are feminism-lite. This is a sad place. One I am going to soon abandon completely. MSNBC is abandoning us and Jezebel has turned in to Gawker’s generic “whatever” website, which only cares about clicks and not feminism. Sad. Two years ago this place would have been HARD CORE for…

The advertorials on this site... There’s one in between every actual fucking story. No, I don’t need ridiculous tacky gold pineapple tumblers. Get it together, gawker.

There used to be a time when I texted links of Jezebel articles to my young pre-teen nieces saying “Wow! Look how smart these girls are!! I love how they stand up for themselves. Brilliant!” Am sitting here right now and I can’t even remember the last time I sent them a link.

I pretty much ignore Jezebel proper these days, which is a shame, it used to be one of my favorites. The Slot is a good sub, tho.

Yes. The thing that was so great about it previously was that it featured both serious news and silly frippery. I enjoy both.

I was waiting all day yesterday for Jezebel’s take on this story.