Only the fellas over at Gawker get to talk about it, where they happily leave Jez community in the grey.

I just asked the same thing. I think he meant “be pretentious”.

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have you guys watched models modeling in action? looks awkward af. they have to constantly move every part of their body and they look stupid but the pictures come out nice.

Put nine in a bowl!

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

No thanks. Lemon’s fine.

Lyme?

I get so tired of the guns question.

Yes, we own guns.

I have no idea how many, frankly. That’s my husband’s hobby, not mine.

“Dallas socialite” is a very depressing pair of words

San Antonio, on the other hand, is cool AF.

I love you for all of this. Hating Dallas is a hobby of mine.

As a Texan, I can confirm that, indeed, Dallas does suck. Also, I can’t count how many times I’ve been asked “Do you ride a horse?” when I tell people I’m from Texas. I’ll go ahead and blame Dallas for that too.

Additions to randilyn’s secret library:

I had a “secret library” that consisted of this book, a stack of Harold Robbins, a slew of Sidney Sheldon’s, Rona Jaffe’s, and a copy “Confessions of a Former Prom Queen”. When my mother stumbled on it she added “Peyton Place”.

Speaking of Aubrey and 2009, let’s reminisce....

Ugh I loathed those two even more than Joe Gorga

I'm just going to say it. I miss Danielle. That was the hottest mess I have ever seen and I loved every minute of it

PROS-TI-TU-TION BORE. Yawn. 2.0=2.NO