I think I speak for many when I say - who the fuck is Jack Michaels.

“You gain access as you gain experience in the field” is fucking meaningless unless you demonstrate the capacity to evaluate what you’re giving up in exchange for access, or what things you might publish but perhaps don’t because access.

You were thinking that maybe details of the Mueller investigation would make for juicy blogs on Deadspin, were you?

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

Deadspin Comment Observer Who Chimed In Total As A Joke About The Deadspin Commenter Who Wasted His Time Trolling The Pro Wrestling Fan Who Wasted His Time Writing Article About Pro Wrestling Fan Who Wasted The FBI’s Time Claiming He Paid Oswald To Kill JFK

The Deadspin Commenter Who Wasted His Time Trolling The Pro Wrestling Fan Who Wasted His Time Writing Article About Pro Wrestling Fan Who Wasted The FBI’s Time Claiming He Paid Oswald To Kill JFK

The Pro Wrestling Fan Who Wasted His Time Writing Article About Pro Wrestling Fan Who Wasted The FBI’s Time Claiming He Paid Oswald To Kill JFK

Hunter’s a genuinely decent human being who just did a lot of drugs.

When someone says “I used to say and do dumb shit that I regret now and I’m trying to be better”, its not really a counter-argument to say “yeah but you used to say and do dumb shit”.

yeah, I mean he can actually write well

I was lucky; I’m too old for those guys. we had to use Hunter Thompson.

absolutely. it’s called “growing up.” we do or say or think dumb, provincial stuff when we’re younger, but then we get a chance to improve ourselves and either we do and grow up, or we retrench and become full-blown assholes. well done.

If you read this all in the Bane voice, it actually works pretty well.

Thank you for standing up for the rights of Goof-Americans

I certainly went through my Portnoy/Travis/Tucker Max-esque phase of life; it wasn’t until I met the people I consider my close friends and confidants now that I started to phase out of it. I like to think that I’m a reasonably decent human now, but every so often someone or something will remind me that I still have…

You really think that people that were on 4chan sports forums *a decade ago* are automatically being insincere when trying to explain how they’ve grown personally since then and are really just closet alt-right bigots? Sure you aren’t just staring into a mirror there?

“Hyper sensitive”?

Looks like somebody found the lithium pill that mommy hides in your food every morning!

Wait, YOU wrote “Fuck It, I’m Throwing Downfield”!?!?!? Holy. Shit. I mean, looking back at it now I can see the writing style but wow. WOW. I showed that to guys during a fantasy draft and someone drafted Rex when he was a backup to RG3 simply because of that article.