Exhibit A

so does every single tyler perry movie. point?

Im ouraged that the guy wants Mark Jackson hired.

To paraphrase George Carlin:

I think this video shows that the election of Donald Trump has ushered in a new kinder, gentler society, as evidenced by the fact that this man was not curb-stomped once he was knocked to the ground.

“I’m an adult wearing a football jersey! You’re wearing a t-shirt from a team that my team doesn’t like!”

He was really asking to get belted.

This is when he lost his players

Rex failed not because he was too human to be a great coach, he failed because in essence he was a fat fucking fraud. A guy who talked a bunch of shit in the offseason then coached terribly during it, a guy who talked about being bold yet punted in OT on the 40 with his season on the line, a guy who relentlessly…

Counterpoint: Simmons was never really that good about football anyway, NFL season had a lot of Barnwell articles that were only interesting if you had a giant hardon for graphs, and Cousin Sal fake bets crap.

I’ve only submitted this one!

EXACTLY! If a scrub is two minutes late for practice RUN LAPS! If a starter is five minutes late? Well, we have to start practice, we can’t wait for him so just jump in.

Is $33M for two years and no playoffs not a good contract?

I quit after the playoff game. I didn’t watch a game all year. Christmas Eve I said, I can’t go a whole season without watching once, they’re playing tonight, what the hell. Wound up sitting there putting frosting on sugar cookies, watching on my phone and seething. My wife said, “I’m glad you quit watching this.” Me…

SI fell for the Revis hype too.

Schilling 2016 record: 7-9-1

I learned that as an altar boy in Pennsylvania.

On the flip side, best advice I was given was by my football coach in high school: football prepares you for life. It certainly did, football taught me that the more talented you are, the more leeway you’re given and people make excuses for your indiscretion. If you’re not a talented player, you’re treated like shit…