Never let terrorists change who you are.

It’s ‘em lady parts!

Jeff Sessions is a spineless toad who has fucked over the state of Alabama for years. Fuck his racist ass.

Sessions doesn’t have an ounce of Yates’s integrity. Not a goddamn chance in hell he would have done what she did yesterday.

That kind of blind devotion to any title/position is an obvious sign of stupidity.

If the Falcons win, I hope they go visit John Lewis instead of going to the White House.

Everyone who’s saying “respect the office” can get fucked. You know what I respect? The Constitution, which the Moldy Cheeto and his alcoholic fascist puppeteer Bannon clearly don’t.

Fuck Tom Brady.

That’s OK Gronk will be happy to drink about 19 Dr. Peppers and then throw up on the White House lawn in his absence.

It’s the latest in the fast-growing genre of glib tsk-tsking. E.g., “I support their right to protest, but they shouldn’t block traffic. What if there’s a sick child!”

They can audit past filings as well. You are not out of the woods if you don’t get audited for 2016 in 2017.

Yeah, I know. Really, I am practicing so I can talk to my family again, whom I’ve more or less disowned since the election.

Sometimes you gotta say fudge it and take a leap of faith. Taking that leap is better than staying stuck spinning your wheels because you’ve grown complacent.

Like I said, Hitler’s wet dream. You’re a horrible human being. This shit will come around on you too, asshole.

This post is Hitler’s wet dream. I am also a regular person with all the same stuff you have, yet I also manage to be able to have some small amount of empathy and compassion.

Life is too short to work in an environment that sucks the life out of you. Quitting without something else lined up is not always the best way to do things, but sometimes, you just have to walk. It’s the people who work at horrible jobs (for them and their personalities) because the job ‘pays so good’ and then, after…

Goddammit - I hadn’t thought about that.

Although the police departments (which would, I assume, report to the mayor) have their own military-grade assets, thanks to the War on Terror.

Mandatory sentencing exists in the US for many crimes and is bad and should not be expanded.

It’s HALLEY’S comet, not Haley’s. Hal-ee.