I take short showers, so I’ve always found shower beers kind of pointless. I’ll take a fancy cocktail in a bubble bath, though.

if you really want to know what TrumPutin is thinking, just watch Fox News, since it seems to be speaking to and for him.

For anyone looking for more background info on the right to protest, the OHCHR released a report last July about the state of freedom of assembly and peaceful protest in the US that I found very informative.

Probably four or five years ago I got called a yuppie at a candlepin bowling place in Southie, so my immediate impression is that they’re not happy. I am definitely a yuppie, though, so maybe they were just stating a fact, but it felt hostile at the time.

Trillions seems too specific.

All sports are ridiculous when you really think about it. Then again, everything is kind of ridiculous. The amount of shit that had to happen exactly as it did in order for our galaxy, the solar system, Earth, living organisms, humans, society, or hobbyhorses to even exist is mind-boggling. Let these girls ride their…

Whoa, slow down there. It was a pretty reasonable question, that was followed by one of the most amiable exchanges I’ve seen on the interwebs, where someone actually listened and considered the counter-argument.

I was being cheeky when I said obviously, which I actually thought was obvious.

Well, I obviously meant “world-ly,” like how you would make up a word to describe what I was trying to say...

I get that point, but America does not equal world, either. Maybe Netflix has the platform to distribute their version internationally, but it also has the platform to distribute the Japanese versions more widely, too, and making it sound like making an American version is somehow more worldly comes off as arrogant.

Our vision for Death Note has always been to bring this captivating story to the screen for its longtime manga fans and to introduce the world to this dark and mysterious masterpiece.

All Originalism really means is that we are a nation of laws and those laws should be applied

Considering oneself an “originalist” should be immediately and emphatically disqualifying.

She already had her show on The Blaze and got millions of views on Facebook or whatever. I don’t think Trevor Noah is that responsible for introducing her to new people; I think the reason she got an invite to the show was because she was gaining popularity.

“Michelle Obama wants me to cook vegetables. Not happening. I don’t like vegetables; they’re evil,” 9-year-old Donovan said. Donovan, according to reports, was eliminated later in the episode.

I mean, you can fight very, very, very hard, I don’t know, like Dr. King did, like Nelson Mandela did, people who fought and gave up their lives and their liberty for these causes but still somehow managed to convey a level of grace and a level of empathy, even for their opponents.

This is the kind of shit we should learn in school.

Wilson was definitely racist, but saying it was worse because he was a Progressive Democrat in the early 1900s is kind of amiss. The separation of racism in the parties wasn’t as clear then as it was after a Democratic president signed in the Civil Rights Act of 1964, when racist shitheads like Strom Thurmond…

It seems that Iowans are pretty fucking tolerant of racists.

Hopefully these “interesting items” are his full tax returns.