I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Texas. Thanks but no thanks.

The amazing thing is, even with how shitty we are at investing in it here in the US, it IS still 1,000 times better than trying to drive into NYC and park for work.

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

Smh hasn’t the use of Brown Strawmen done enough damage in this country?

[Marv Albert voice] From way downtown!

Your reply would have been funnier if you said she became legendary for filing a law SUIT.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

The way you know they’re awful is that I know all three of those names. Officials should be complete unknowns to fans.

Oh god, shut up.

looks like 9 patriot fans have read this article so far

somehow it is running on WordPress, and designed by “Semper Fi Web Design”

And on the radio it is a story about a man driving his vehicle into a crowd of people.

You realize the series is primarily about PTSD and the corruption of the military-industrial complex, right? I know it’s easier to criticize something you haven’t watched, but it really does make you look ignorant.

I hope you are kidding...

T is unofficially used for Touring

Probably on the garage’s insurance, but... more likely the fault will end up on the garage owners. Garages should have fire suppression systems for, well, exactly this event.

So, these are pretty much stories of poor planning and poor decision making. The only difference from most days on Jalopnik is they weren’t written by David Tracy.

I have to say, despite UCF being #1 in the Deadspin 25 this year and last year and the year before that, the coverage of this team here has been piss-poor.

Lol, his role models? Fuckin kids need some perspective.