Goddammit.  This is perfect.

I live in New York.  Our biggest scam is called Wall Street.

Ukraine still exists.

Austin is the eye of the Texas storm--the one normal place in a raging torrent of Texas.  

Truth is wildly overrated and not as determined as you think it is.  Whatever the explanation is here, it shows that we don’t know . . . something.  The fact that we don’t know something is, in itself, amazing.  It is a worthy reminder to remain humble.

He knows a lot about cars and is actually good at conveying that information to audiences.  He did a lot of stuff on youtube before BBC picked him up for this.  If he stuck to the car reviews, it would probably be ok.  But since they insist on having forced “zany” adventures, I imagine it sucks.  

I like a lot of older cars, but I don’t think I would want to own anything before 1996.  That’s when OBDII became standard on all cars.  Also anti-lock brakes.  I wouldn’t own anything without anti-lock brakes.  

Yeah, why are you talking about that.  Seemed dumb to me.  

Except that this is badged as an Si, which does 0-60 in 6.3 seconds.

I could really use less Russian content on Jalopnik.  We have our own hoosiers and hillbillies who do this sort of thing.  

Can’t the country just accept that both Comey and Rosenstein are chodes and no one should listen to them or give them air time?

Can it be ranked among the more important reasons in a mutli-factor analysis?  It’s hard to deny that it had an effect.

The guy’s 39, not 89.  I’m 39.  Given that I started on an Atari 2600 when I was 4 years old, I’m guessing I have more gaming experience than you do.  Hawley sucks for other reasons, but he’s probably ok on this one.  

New York Democratic politics just is garbage. That’s why none of these people ever get elected to higher office.  No New Yorker has been elected president since FDR.  Even in Senate races, the candidates aren’t often beholden to the Democratic machine.  I mean, Hillary Clinton carpet-bagged her seat, and Kirsten…

I’M ANGRY ABOUT THE MARKETING!!!!

It is also true that Russia has sent men and material to Venezuela. https://news.yahoo.com/russian-troops-venezuela-violates-constitution-guaido-191843021.html Sure, not a lot, but they’re there.

What makes you think that?

Fair enough.  You got me on that. 

This is so much horseshit.  You should be embarrassed for typing it.  

Come on, the whole thing is still over a year away. The whole point of this post was that you can’t make predictions like that. Past performance is not a guarantee of future performance, especially with opinion polls.