Well, there wouldn't be much of a conflict if he were a generally amiable fellow and all-around nice guy, right?

annddddd it's taken down. Dammit I've been waiting all day for this.

Please tell me that's not Jason Brody in that selfie.

AGREED! Ubisoft really took the memo from Farcry 3 about making memorable villains. I love/hate this guy already

I like him.

That villain looks amazingly hate-able.

/sarcasm

Oh...that angers the Great Mighty Poo.

Grivetart of Deviant Art made this:
http://grivetart.deviantart.com/art/Beauty-and…

I was so happy for a second, then I realized he's just gonna be a character model you can use in the game. Oh well.

Well didn't the person break in, seriously though this kind of shit is fucked up.

These aren't slow children, either. They completely get that diving into a vat of gold coins would totally kill you, even if one suggests molten gold as an alternative, and another says she'd rather swim in a vault filled with puppies. I'm trying not to imagine the lower layer of animals (pulpies) in that equation.

They just look at Wii U sales numbers and walk away :P

Cool guys don't look at explosions

It's because of moments like this that one masochistically endures all the kinja-inflicted pain over the last few years...

for fucks sake, please give me context.

"the Spider-Man sculpture was erected over the shopping mall's playground"