The only way I will survive the next four years is by reading Jezebel.

Subscribed! What could be better than my fav blog and my fav medium coming together?!

Fuck that paparazzi asshole.

100% did not write that. They probably didn’t even run it by him before posting.

Anyone else find themselves constantly doing that thing where you start a rant, decide you need to stop because you’re going to make yourself sick/have a rage stroke, and then 10 seconds later start up again because you just can’t stop?

Every so often I’ll remember that he’s going to be POTUS and it takes all my self control not to go on a sweary rant. And I’m not even American, I can’t even imagine how bad it is for you guys.

I have a theory that Trump has been off twitter for last few days and someone else has been taking over. His latest tweets don’t sound like him but come across as someone trying to sound like him. My guess is someone in his cabinet wrestled his account from him out of fear that his next tweet would lead to impeachment…

The amount of energy that it is taking to not go off the rails every time Trump tweets or opens his mouth is goddamn exhausting.

Canada doesn’t exist bro. Haven’t you heard?

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

I hate this normalization crap. I hate hate hate hate hate it. ENOUGH. Why the FUCK is there even a special like this about this gross person and his family? His family which ISN’T EVEN GOING TO LIVE IN WASHINGTON.

He’s become one of my favorite late night people over the past year.

why are we believing a word this dickface is saying? he is lying out his ass so he can get confirmed. am i supposed to believe what he says today or what he has said over the last 40+ years?

We finally finished Westworld last night, and I was heartbroken when they revealed that it was just a different narrative. That show has made me think very seriously about robot rights (at least in the context of what sort of agency we assign to any non-human), and both she and Evan Rachel Wood were glorious.

A true try-hard of the highest level.

I will NEVER not be heartbroken over this election.

Oh shit, Thandie Newton!! Need pics stat, she looks incredible.

Natalie Portman just graced everyone with her presence. Is it me or does she just get more pretentious and bitchier every time I see her.

You would think!

For real. You can’t make it and leave Canada out in the cold. It’s our damn story!