This made me laugh, between Bowie bawling:

A friend of mine is a chauffer and drove David Spade around for a couple days. He was hanging out with Chris Farley’s brother and kept accidentally calling him Chris.

Even though I am fully aware that Tig’s twitter is written by other comics, I still googled to make sure that she’s still with Stephanie. I was relieved to find that they did get married.

WE ARE ALL TIG NOTARO.

I'm convinced they are going to end up together again after they realise that everyone else is garbage and they only need each other.

Lloyd Bridge o “Yack” Lord?

There are special diet food for crystals, make sure your vet tells you which one you need.

It’s a pheromone plugin that helps keep them calmer. The smell calms down their anxiety. But if she is peeing inside go to the vet, we also changed her diet because she had urine crystals which made it painful to pee, when her diet was changed she was much happier and we also added a litter tray (she had previously…

Yes, worth it if you get to force him to be demeaned like all his “girlfriends” over the years, with little costumes and an allowance and a curfew.

Probably depends on whether you’re allowed to make Hugh prance around in a little bunny outfit for your amusement.

It looks pretty shabby and run-down on the inside. My source is myself from 8 years ago, shame-watching Girls Next Door.

Hey let’s talk Rich the Pastor!

> They are already really fucking rich, why do they want to put up with these guys.

Ah! I know what it reminds me of. Have you ever seen the episode of SATC where Carrie is trying to get back with Aidan so she goes on a double date with Miranda and Steve and is telling this story about a bug in her apartment and an exterminator? She’s nervous and trying to be funny and comes off like a manic idiot?

MAXWELL SHEFFIELD!!

Team Cat HQ got fired with all of the other horrendous Gawker layoffs. :(

The APA recommends breast feeding until age 1 and the WHO recommends it until age 2. A lot of women in the US don’t make it that long because of the way our maternity leave is structured, but this isn’t something that’s unhealthy or super weird.

Nope love me some burger but to be fair he did end that relationship in the most douchey way possible.... Which is why I probably find him the most attractive of all

...raises hand... I would love to come home to my man, a dog, and if my tummy wouldn’t fight me over it - fried chicken. You add in Netflix documentaries and it sounds like the PERFECT night after work. #hatersgonnahate