drake can stop whining about good girls because he could literally afford millions of them.

You are technically correct. I meant, more generally, structures in which the subject of the action presents himself as object of the action.

I know I’m not the only one who wishes they could give Anna a big hug and treat her to a day of pampering. It wouldn't change her circumstances, of course, but she deserves to indulge in some self-care. I've always liked her.

trainspotting was a comedy? there was nothing funny about that heroin baby, that shit still haunts my dreams.

Well there was that one “rosebud” thing.

A monogrammed thermos? They are very important, you know.

This.

I assumed it was a cute nickname for Dipshit.

CeeLo Green is a rapist. Do not understand why people choose to not see this.

I literally gasped out loud when I read that Kitchenette was cut. Sad does not begin to describe how that makes me feel.

Straw lady, because not providing a straw is ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as straw lady, but she’ll get some sympathy.

Okay, no outright Pinkham’s Law comments yet, but the gluten-contaminated toaster story is looking like a veeeeeerrrry likely candidate.

“It doesn’t really affect the trendy gluten-avoiders, but is actively dangerous to celiacs.”

I don’t really understand who Kim Zolciak is because I only have so much time to watch garbage tv and RHOC gets the bulk of it. So someone explain to me whether her cancer-faking is more or less salacious than Brooks’s.

Can’t recognize his family? I figured with his money they’d at least put him in a recovery suite with an HD TV.

They showed him a picture of all the Kardashians, told him Khloe is the one that belongs to him, and now he conveniently can’t remember anything?