I hate myself for laughing this hard.

I feel the exact same way. After this episode I brought up to my husband the time a man followed me to my car in a parking garage whispering things he wanted to do to me (causing me to go straight to the manager's office), and the time a man, after staring at me at Wawa, drove 10 miles behind me to my house and didn't…

I just choked on my coffee.

Yeah, Todd's been retweeting people who've congratulated him on being scary yet again with Zoom's voice. God damn Candyman, I flooded our bathroom for years as a kid, I refused to close the shower curtain so I could make sure he wasn't coming out of the mirror.

That's the only way this season could be redeemed. In the meantime, it's filler while I wait for You're the Worst to start.

Friday the spouse and I watched Death Spa and then listened to the corresponding episode of How Did This Get Made. The movie was ridiculous and really fun (that may have been the sangria), and the podcast was a pretty decent episode though I thought Horatio Sanz was a lackluster guest.

"His death screams were laced with racial epithets."

It's like second drink!

Yeah, Sean from the Boston season became a congressman (and is married to Rachel from San Francisco season 1).

I read The Monsters of Templeton years ago and thought it was insanely well written.

The way he's calmly sitting in a robe after destroying that costume kills me.

Xmas Jaxon Flaxon Waxon

This show really does feature the sweetest, most authentic friendship between two women. And I have to give them props for not having Bruce think that his and Maggie's night of body working meant something more. It could have so easily turned sitcom cliche, but they're too smart for that.

Jessica retweeted me last night, and I am such a loser for saying this, but it made me and my husband squeal on the couch. I love this show and those ladies. And KMK can GET IT.

When Jane Kaczmarek told her to leave the restaurant, that particular "Good-NESS" slayed me.

WHERE'S MY MAC AND CHEESE?!!!!
/flips table

Whenever Hader cracks up I completely lose it.

Frasier's meltdowns are amazing. Kelsey Grammar yelling never stops being funny.

Am I jumping nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree??

"You're daddy's dirty, dirty little whore. OK, I'm done masturbating! Goodbye!"