"leave the rump grinding to the rapper's wives"?

I'm sorry she's offended your delicate sensibilities.

I can't stop giggling at the fact that Fred Armisen is on tambourine.

I think she has a great, interesting voice. Her cover of "50 Ways" was really good. And no one but Miley could wear that pantsuit.

No, that's not a good way of handling it. That just spreads more pus around. And no doubt her inlaws are now concerned about who's joining their family.

If you're a grownup (and if you're getting married, you should be one of these) and you don't want to invite people to your function, don't. That's it. Full stop. If…

This dude only got 9 years as punishment for trying to kill someone and he gets pics of her children? Oh hell no. Hell. No. This is terrifying. Is he going to get visitation after his release too? I think your parental rights kind of end at throat slitting.

And it's stilllll against regulation. But why should prison guards have to follow rules?

Because of guards having relations with them?

Regulation of periods. I'm a lesbian, and I've been on birth control since I was a kid to regulate mine.

real talk, everyone. I am a moderator on popular nice guy dating site okcupid. This means I spend about five minutes of every day, or at least days I remember to moderate, deleting dick pics. I've come to the following conclusion: there is no such thing as a good dick pic. I know some people like dicks because society…

Can I add one suggestion? If you're gonna take a dick pic, clean up your pubes first. TRIMMING IS IMPORTANT YOU GUYS.

Tay's "Red" has sold over 4 million albums. If she's moved that many in four months in 2015 that is an INCREDIBLE achievement. That's pre-2000 music industry numbers.

I HATE those. You can hide them by clicking and selecting "Hide all picked for you inspired by ___ board" or whatever. I ultimately had to do that for all my boards. Pinterest, you don't know me. Stop.

is anyone else suddenly inundated with "picked for you" pins? Like they're all kind of related to stuff I frequently pin, but not very well targeted to actually be stuff I'm interested in. Just because I have 1000 pins of neon ombre hair doesn't mean that translates to also being interested in "natural looking honey…

Going to post a graphic from the article for people to mull over if they don't think it's a big deal that people have to drive to another county (or state) for prenatal care and L&D and can't use a midwife at home. Keep in mind that the state of Alabama is larger than England.

It was the same in GA when I had my son. Theoretically it's to protect women from getting care from unlicensed midwives, but in reality it probably has more to do with racism. For a long time in the south, most women in labor were attended by Black midwives who passed down traditional midwifery knowledge orally.…

Alabama is tied with West Virginia for the second-worst life expectancy in the US, but I'm sure that's unrelated.

Lifehacker is fucking useless.

ALL OF THIS. There was a Lifehacker post on how to make your boss like you, and the top tip was "be your boss's assistant."