@leroy.brown: I like that my dog can't talk back to me. She tries, but it's more of a loud sigh followed by her slumping to the ground and giving me a look. And thank god she's fixed and can't get pregnant. A dog's teenage rebellion is generally something like "I won't eat this $40 a bag food you got me, only carrot…

Reason 264 i dont have a kid:

@elephantom: I've found the skinny jeans so tight they ride that line between pant and jegging make my fat thighs look way better than the Old Navy jeans that end up being baggy on my butt just to fit my apple belly. Baggy on me looks tragic, though I'm sure some haters will argue that my current look is scarring…

I'm the person who gets those "in some cases..." symptoms, often the ones doctors aren't even aware of. Like during chemo, I ended up with thinking I was burning to death in sunlight and a disease that makes my fingers turn white in heavy air conditioning. I wasn't warned but if I had it to do over, I would still risk…

@StuckInCinci: I know the trio performed with the Eagles this summer but I believe after lots of babies and marriages/divorces, one of the girls went off on her own and came back just for the tour and the two sisters formed the Court Yard Hounds. The Dixie Chicks are doing a song for a soundtrack I think too.

@14K:missesMizJ: I wonder how intentional it was. Realistically, you know they aren't lighting black models and actresses and as a result they all look bad and then they are like "let's not use any more black people in our magazine" and that's so fucking gross. If you can only make white people look good in…

@battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Right. Because only women can change to be like men and men can't change and treat women like equals.

@H_is_for_Heretic: Because the title of the book is a giveaway for one. Nice Girls Don't Get the Corner Office. Here's a hint: the book isn't saying bad girls or mean girls do. It's the men who always get the corner office and the book is a guide for how to confidently display masculine business world behavior without…

@NefariousCAT: As long as the receptionist is a woman, it's okay for a man to smile at her. Let her know that she belongs to him and remind her she will do his labor. Women only smile at receptionists because they are being catty bitches and plotting gossip and turmoil and revenge.

@SmarchHare: It's from a book frequently suggested on sites like Abovethelaw and Corporette for successful women to become even more successful. The whole book is basically trying to make women behave like the worst man in the office currently behaves. Apparently the technique works really well but I'm not one to…

@SarsDoesn'tSave: I'm always annoyed when women are constantly told to never ever ever cry at work or in the workplace, even if someone has died because you will be seen as weak but when a male boss screams and belittles everyone all day, that's called excellent leadership.

@battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: The world works that way because men control it and refuse to acknowledge that anything outside of their own reality could be acceptable or even right. When people continue to perpetuate those ideas, that is an attack on feminism.

@itsonreserve: Maybe the more isn't meaning more than other people but rather they suffer more from policies enacted under DADT than they did pre-DADT. Before if you were a lesbian or others decided you were one, the suffering was limited to a certain level. Now it's been expanded upon and you are basically guaranteed…

@CollegeCamel: I had that same thought. I should dig my last one out of the trash, draw some lines on it, put it on a hook and sell it on Etsy.

Don't we all. I'll add it to my list after making a castle out of chocolate.

@cool_as_KimDeal: Straight out of Chanel's fall line. And I'm mostly not exaggerating.

@mcdermla: I wish doctors would recognize that sometimes my weight gain is the symptom and not the cause. It would have made getting my thyroid issues diagnosed much easier. But no, I was sleeping hours upon hours and my hair was falling out because I was eating too many BLTs. I mean, I ate a lot of BLTs but not…

@BuffySummers: That is just creepy. I would leave a place like that in a heartbeat.

@banana_grabber: The thing is, most doctors aren't aware of all these conditions or glossed over them in the text. Half the time I think they are on google as soon as patients leave the office if it's something they haven't seen before.

@scarletwine: Very true. For me it was the difference between two nerve conditions and my doctor ignored specific symptoms I told her and it led to more pain for me. Seriously, when I mention my fingers turned blue and white when exposed to the cold of air conditioning and soda cans, this is not the same thing as not…