Tina Turner and no one else.

IMO, Tamra was doing tough love right. If you’re going to constantly complain about wanting to lose weight, it makes sense for a friend to suggest eating healthier (albeit FAR less enjoyable) foods and cutting out alcohol.

Ok can we talk about how Luann’s French is totally crap? Eggs à la Français ? Srsly Luanne it is LA so it has to be Française, this is basic shit. Sérieux !

That’s a lot of hoopla over ballet pink.

This is kind of disrespectful to pugs. A real pug would have taken a dump.

Oy vey. Sorry, I can’t get it up for this one.

This is a definite reach.

Yes, it’s very important for us as Americans to commemorate the treason against the United States in order to keep human beings as slaves. Because there are Nazi statues all over Germany oh wait

Most of the stuff listed is things my children listened to when they were teenagers. God I am old. Mine were more Grease Soundtrack, Songs in the Key of Life, Debbie Harry, Madonna, Boston kind of stuff.

Oh let me get on your good side real quick: fuck Trump. Happy?

I didn’t realize your 3 and 5 year old were personally responsible for the state of the world but if you really feel like ruining their Christmas instead of doing anything proactive like, oh, I don’t know, contacting your senator or volunteering with an organization that’s actively affected by the state of things,…

Apparently, Madonna has committed the transgression of expressing herself in public beyond her last fuckable day. So, fuck her, right?

Her face makes me happy inside. I’m a terrible, disgusting person though :(

but noteworthy nonetheless.

What? Nothing you said makes any kind of sense, as these poor, misunderstood women were perfectly fine with Melanoma Trump occupying the same position and displaying even more garish trappings of wealth. Racists are racists, stop trying to explain that shit away.

I’m a huge Darrell Hammond fan (he even used to work impressions of both Clinton and Trump into his live acts—and his voice alone nails it, I would be in tears) so I was ready to completely hate Baldwin...

I have several old cookbooks, and it’s amazing to me how the concept of nutrition has changed. I’m not saying they had food all figured he thirties or fifties (they did not), but they had this concept of “wholesome” food and seeing food as energy. There’s this one cookbook I have with candy making recipes, and it…

So Angelina’s savvy team will make her look better than her blood wearing marriage breaker alter ego and Brad’s team will make it look like he is just a good guy who enjoys a bit of downtime with Mary Jane, and that’s all great, but Angelina has made the least humanitarian move of her ‘be a better person’ to date, she…

It’s the Pitts.

Thank you for saying everything I’ve been feeling. Like 100%. Fuck Bethenney, Sonja & Dorinda are national treasures, Carole can fuck off, and Ramona needs to do...something...to get an interesting plot line. And everyone can stfu about LuAnn’s engagement forever.