Prince is the musical guest this week and I have it on good authority that he eats curses like this for breakfast, and then poops out butterflies.

The writing was on the wall that June was a bad mom. Everyone thought they were cute and endearing but I knew something was wrong when she kept giving Alanna Mountain Dew mixed with energy drinks. If I remember correctly didn't Jezebel defend them and accuse their critics of classicism, sexism and elitism?

"I was modeling for a photo shoot....and s...s...someone f...f....forced me to m...m...model."

Wah.

Straighten out that back foot, girl, and I'll respect your hypersplit.

It's wine-o-clock at Demi's house.

I love these people who think they have a better idea of what's appropriate for a fashion show than Kim Kardashian

I strongly disagree with you. Something as insipid as a fashion show would be pretty hard to ruin with a baby. If your child acts up, take your child out of the situation. Why should all children and parents be punished before any said bad behavior.

Speaking as a Chinese guy, allow me to take a whack at the PC police. I ain't even mad.

I have no children, when people talk about their kids I will respond with talk about my pets for one of two reasons 1) I am trying to relate and since I don't have kids dog talk is all I got 2)revenge, bore me with endless stories about your kids and I will bore you with endless stories about my pets.

I'm sure gang members everywhere are upset at this negative and demeaning portrayal of their stereotype.

Yeah, but let's see someone herd a bunch of cats successfully.

Is it just me or is that a stoned ice-cream sandwich?

He is a coward. Any man that punches an unarmed woman in the face so hard she looses consciousness is a coward.

(1) fucking beer hipsters are among the worlds most annoying creatures

Wait, someone connected to the NYPD is lecturing us on the proper use of force. Everyone pay attention.

There's a difference between offensive things said out of ignorance and offensive things said out of malevolence. If my grandmother said she had no problem with the gays, I'd think that was pretty great. (I'd also be surprised as shit, because both of my grandmothers are dead.)

Why does Jezebel feel the need to tell everyone how they can speak? Maybe the rest of you like being spoken to in that tone of voice, but I don't.

Please, this is totally an attention whore move and this is a woman who's dropped a shitload of weight over the past few years and looks like a godamn lollipop and who got famous with a line called skinnygirl so of course this is about competitive weight loss and showing off just how fucking skinny she is.

Oh, that's right. We can't criticize non-white people even when women are raped or murdered, that is racism.