all of life is a stage. now you are characters in my movie too, albeit minor ones.

no. all of life is a stage.

No fucking shit. Oh get over it. Whatever. I showed this to my gay friend, we laughed at you.

I had a great experience in the nineties. I remember taking pictures trying it on. I remember the sample sizes were all size 10, not 8. I had a gay middle-aged man name Freddy helping me. He wore a very loud blouse, had a handle-bar mustache, and was straight out of the Cage Aux Folles.

Almost better...

WHERE IS MARU'S LITTLE FRIEND?

No, I can hear that. But honestly, it's really not all that much. A little more prevalent at the end. But I can definitely hear him more for the first 2/3 of the song. So, no, I don't need my hearing tested. BUT everyone's and expert, right?

Yes! The super bowl did it for me.

The back ups aren't singing lead, they are singing back-up. Tina had tons of back up too, but was still Tina.

"as they are cavernous and tinny with acoustics suited for conversations and applause, and Saturday Night Live's soundstage is, notoriously, the worst of any of them."
As a performer, I say no excuses.
Whenever this happens I just have to remind myself about how awesome Bruno Mars is. Prince next week? YES!

Ugh. He says these things because he is so unattractive. I mean to have to reveal that face after all those years under make-up must have had an effect. I know it sounds callous, but I think it's a factor.

Every time I see Michiel Huisman I want to slap his face and tell him to quit being so sad. Is that just they guy he seems to play?

I feel like a terrible person because I want to straighten her back leg and tell her to get her crotch on the ground. Oh, wait, I am not a terrible person, I teach ballet.

I know! I remember Mondo apologizing to Costello and also lamenting his poor behavior in his interview. He won me from that moment on, and the other viewers as well. His disposition and designs secured his return to many a PR spin-off show in the future despite the fact that he did not win. Jeez, talk about lost…

I loathe brunch. Mostly because it renders me useless for almost the rest of the day. BURP.

She is incredibly stupid. She missed her chance to have her "redemption arc" story last night. Does she not know how reality TV works???

I know a lesbian couple that did everything they could not to enforce typical gender roles. Somehow her bedroom is not an explosion of pink and everything girly, tutus, rainbows, etc.... Everyone is flabbergasted at how that happened. Especially the couple themselves. Sometimes you just have to let the kids be what…

I don't love the dress, but I wish she would have worn her hair back in a more classical style (perhaps in a low chignon). It would suit her lovely neck and shoulders much better. Then, I may have loved the dress more.

Except if you are David Beckham, which magically, is just fine. I wonder why?

She might squeal and clap with delight like most toddlers do at a show with lights and colors and things.