@loudrockmusic: OVER THE LINE!

Jesus Christ Musberger, I get it, you really like Texas.

@FavreFAIL: The Blindside.

@DukesDawg: "So what are you out tonight for?"

@vodkanaut: King George III drinking a bottle of Louis the 13th?

@Landycakeboss: The sad alcoholic loser joke was fucking great.

@FreemanMcNeil: Analyze That.

K. Durant DUAN

"Some guys choose to rehab in other places. I just happened to chose a brothel."

He was just checking if his testicles were cancerous to his team.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: There's a slideshow of himself behind him, how could anything he do be considered asshole?

@tastes_like_burning:

Wow. This performance is amazing. Amazing. Amazing.

@tastes_like_burning:

@Steve U:

@Same Sad Echo: Sleep well, sir.

@Maloik:

@UweBollocks:

@Steve U: Wow, that's a really good cover of a shit song.

@Maloik: