@MelrosesMullet: Roll Tide?

@CBronsonSmile: Now that I've got you, I was thinking of bringing a bunch of hash-brownies instead of straight pot to this. Smart?

@CBronsonSmile: I will neither be President nor take LSD at a massive concert.

@Landycakeboss: Thank! I think I'll just stick to a suitcase to hold it in, forget a trunk.

@Penny Hardaway's Rookie Card: Perhaps we will!!!

@BROnaldinho: Not actually planning on doing acid, but I will take that into account when there, will definitely be high.

Coachella DUAN

Salmon? That idiot, he should've used a fake name.

@Walk Off HBP: Iron Man 2? The Incredible Hulk would like to have a word with you.

@AzureTexan:

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The King of Comedy & Midnight Run.

"The guy on the smaller machine climbed up on to the bigger machine while it was still being shunted and started throwing punches."

Great, another picture of fucking feet to greet me when I open up Deadspin.

He's a changed man, a source says.

@Tulos_Mullet: You just picked that up now? My confidence has soared since a good four months ago.

@Phintastic: No one ever wants to hit the "Earlier discussions" button.

@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: This is good on so many different levels. God damn brilliant.

@Phintastic: This is really funny.

Truly this is a man who could not possibly be replaced, except by any other pitcher.

@SavetoFavorites: Here's my answer.