@Phintastic: very close, Baldwin Park.

@Phintastic: that's what I always hear. I mean, it's ranked pretty high in the U.S. News College Rankings, but the only things I hear about UCSC is when people first smoked pot or did shrooms/acid, not that there's anything wrong with that.

@Phintastic: I meant 20 minutes, down the 10.

@Phintastic: about 20 minutes east of downtown.

@Maloik: they have the best mascot in college history, in my humble opinion. all I really know the mascot and high drug use. i've never really heard about academics.

@Maloik:

does anyone know anything about UC Santa Cruz? Good? Bad?

@JohnnyDrinky:

@Phintastic: Once, while playing doubles tennis against my dad and her, she had rock hard nips wearing a tank top/sports bra. Bouncing boobs, hard nips. Suffice to say, they won.

@Phintastic: Oh, without a doubt.

@Bevraj of Choice: This song is a metaphor for commenting on Deadspin.

@Phintastic: Hmm. So you want a picture of me jacking it to a cougar? Chris Hanson would like a word with you sir.

@UweBollocks:

@Phintastic: I go to an all guys Catholic school, the student body has seen its fair share of dicks. The things that go down at my school are pretty scary/disgusting/traumatizing/funny.

@Phintastic: I've gotten some good reviews on my junk, thank you very much.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: that'd be a case of you cumming onto her.

@Walk Off HBP: Only awkward is she doesn't like it.

@Phintastic: Hey, that's a low blow.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Yes.

@Phintastic: Good. Though, I'm pretty sure she saw my junk.