@ZuckercornEsquire: "I'll suck your dick!!"

@CBronsonSmile: As someone who likes to write, I'll tend to smoke a joint and knock a 20 or so pages out of a screenplay ever once and a while. I don't see a problem with it. Sometimes smoking alone is better then with a group. It's much more calming and relaxing.

@Fendi Hotdogbun: +2 glorious pillows

@All Over But The Sharting: I still don't know what Vodkanaut's avatar is

@ZuckercornEsquire: bummer.

@ZuckercornEsquire: I have a question: Did you get your other shoe back?

@Red Ned: Glad to see you haven't killed yourself yet.

@alex_mcg:

DUAN COD

@Armen Tamzarian: The weather guy said it's light rain.

@Phintastic: Yeah, not exactly my magnum opus.

@Phintastic: I'm pretty sure that it referenced the rapper Nelly.

@Phintastic: In my mind, you saw potential and you were trying to mold me into your heir apparent to the DS Commenter throne.

@vodkanaut: not to mention their fathers in the stands, drunk, trying to fight the other fathers a la Randy Marsh from South Park.

@Body By Bacardi: Phintastic, and I think he only approved me to make fun of my bad joke.

@gulag: the phrase: "supremely ugly woman," should never be used when describing a woman not named Condoleeza Rice

This game need more hyperbole. Where's Gruden to tell us why the scrappy UConn Huskies can pull out a win?

@Body By Bacardi: dude, they're like, 15 years old

This guy clearly didn't have a good father figure in his life. And I'll die before I choose him as my franchise coach. Do you ever see Bill Belicheck doing the dougie for 30 seconds? Tom Coughlin? No, you don't.

This game has the looks of a 58-53 final score.