@sweatingmullets: aww crap, he's not going to like that one bit.

@Robot Jerry Rice: me and Reangelo are both fans of "Seinfeld," "South Park," and " Bob Marley." Nice.

@UweBollocks:

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Grandparent. They won't be on Earth long enough to make it awkward.

@Lady Pha Pha: This is assuming that the aliens are women here to mate with us.

@AirBratz23: nice.

@DrJamesAndrews: You can never be too sure when it comes to Reta That's what makes her a wild-card in the bedroom if you know what I mean ;)

@DrJamesAndrews: Reta. I've got a thing for MILF's.

@gulag: My guess... a noose.

@Body By Bacardi: But what were your demands?

@Always Winning: also in the white guy throwing up the peace sign department.

@Telemundo: "The Ice Man" George Gervin.

@Always Winning:

@Brotherford B. Hayes: No. That bastard does not deserve more coverage. ESPN has already got Favre's nut sack on lock. He needs to be put into a well, never to be heard of again.

It seems like the NFL is the only group who still likes Brett Favre and cares for his "legacy." This screams of protecting what legacy he's still got. Nobody likes this guy. Players get suspended for "allegedly" doing things and there is solid evidence of Favre doing what he's been accused of and there's no way it…

@Drunkybutt: I've got the same thing with pot. Except I'll occasionally do it on a random Friday and Saturday.. and sometimes on a Sunday.. other times on Mondays as well.. and also Tuesdays.. maybe, though just maybe, a Wednesday.. and if I'm lucky a Thursday... But never on Saint Patrick's Day.

@Sevr: I live in Southern California, our schools close for less then 5 inches of rain.

@Drunkybutt: Huzzah for us!

Is anyone else still up?

@Maloik: I think someone confused that with being me, I wrote a story about me during my junior year but I'm older then that now.