@AirBratz23: true. all reasonable points. though every person with season tickets to any sports team has ripped the owner a hundred times over. just look at Cowboys fans!

@gulag: my plan:

@AntoineWalker: did you two ever get any fine honeys while hanging together in the streets of Boston?

@Phintastic: should I buy him a handle just in case he's angry and sober?

@AirBratz23:

@AC_Greens_Virginity: you're lucky, with all of this internet porn and deadspin and internet porn it's pretty hard to keep focus on studying for economics. especially with all the internet porn.

@JonathanSafranFoyer: what about

Hey DUAN, can you explain to my parents that because of your wide array of zinger last night I couldn't study for my Econ final that I totally bombed this morning?

@gulag: nice. though i would've gone with walking on glass a la Bruce Willis will holding a DVD of 90210 Season 4

Do the people who hate Simmons, read Simmons?

@Body By Bacardi: nice. it's even crazier because he did it at the republican national convention.

"upset over an iffy T"

"He called Baron Davis fat"

@Tulos_Mullet: not to mention, he keeps asking for Baron to give him a shoe shine

@WashingtonForeskins: not to mention Hostel 1 & 2

@WashingtonForeskins:

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: can i watch and/or film?

@Phintastic:

@Phintastic: is this an original Haiku?

@WhynotstartYunieveryday: nice.