Ned was also there for Apollo 11.

It's too bad we don't have a shot of Ned providing relief in New Orleans? Or taking down the Berlin Wall?

Smoot couldn't wait to get on the party boat.

Who the heck is he looking at? What's going on, just off to the right of the camera?

A question for all: What other injured celebrities/athletes have been a "reason to come out of the closet"?

I didn't even know there was such a thing as the Dickies 500. Why don't they not mince words and just call the damn thing the "Redneck Racing Series"?

Are they going to take the teflon off of the finish line this time?

Is fertilizer considered a performance enhancing drug?

"Championship" is in quotes because Ohio State is already the unquestioned ruler of the college football universe. The fiesta bowl is merely a formality.