Fish reheated in the microwave at work.

Are Automator and Paul the only producers you know? Because these guys sound nothing like either of them.

I have nothing to add other than Unlock The Swag slaps so hard. Beats another 'get off my lawn' or 'not real hip hop' sentiment tho.

Leave it to Conan to get this one right.

Easy on the "us" there, tiger. Grouping all men together with this pond scum is just like grouping wonderful women together with the gold diggers and cheaters.

Also, that they think Ebola is a real issue (for Americans, at least) and there's an immigration "crisis" tells me we're better off talking about the dress instead of "real" problems.

Anything that pisses off racist hack Jenny Johnson is fine by me!

I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

Is it me, or are the Cavs uniforms blue and gold?

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

Am I the only one who notices the white and gold people just say it's white and gold while the blue and black people have tons of (contradictory) explanations for why it's black and blue and suggestions for how you can see it back and blue too? They sound like Jehovah's Witnesses.

For the real life dress maybe, but the reason everyone is trying to shove a stick of dynamite in each other's asses tonight is this particular picture and how it appears to human eyes.

Don't worry, you were never talented enough to work for this website.

Larry Bird's Back> Derek Roses's Knees. It's just Science. Also stretching is for show offs.

BAKING SODA.

The Eat the Ball site has "3D Shape!" as a descriptive term.

Seriously, the e-mail of the week was an emotional roller coaster.

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

Oh my God this. I work in a room with 2 other people and one plays Latin gospel music with no headphones every single day. It is the most grating, sociopathic shit.

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