I just want to see the mindfuck of a sentence that will be retconned in the record books: "she won the 1976 Olympic men's decathlon in dominating fashion".

The best part of this, besides Jenner being able to live freely and openly in the way he identifies himself, is that Kanye West will have two mother-in-laws.

SI Executive 1: Whoa, that's one fat check!

I'm not convinced that this isn't part of the problem it's trying to solve, given that you're ultimately arguing a semantic point simply by trying to dissemble the arguments of others (rather than flatly making your own), and also, it's pretty hard to take a "calm the fuck down" argument seriously when it's this…

The key here is that Kroenke is a fucking HORRIBLE owner. As long as he is on top we will sadly be stuck with this type of team. He is the kiss of death for all the pro sports teams he owns.

Do you know what actual plays are in football? The play gave Wilson 3 or 4 reads. The first read was the one he threw. The crossing receiver gets an inside shoulder, he throws it. The receiver didn't, so he got picked. Wilson clearly should have gone to his 2nd or 3rd reads, instead he forced it.

Steve Young is the only talking head that I've heard who has correctly taken Russell Wilson to task for the throw; had to be back shoulder once you see Butler flashing under.

Pats came back from down 10 in the 4th quarter against the best defense in the league. No offense, but you're goddamn fucking right it was a Pats win as opposed to a Seattle loss.

Caution: Pats fan here.

Crop the left side so she looks like she's the only one wearing the glasses and approaches being a joke. As is, I don't get it.

So that picture could've been taken any time between 2004 and yesterday?

*gets stupid dummy retarded and rides the yellow bus*

47% from a guard and 68 TS% is awful?

I'm hoping for a vacated title this year because I want both teams in this year's Super Bowl to lose every game for the rest of eternity.

Given that pretty much every nutritional study seems to get reversed after a while, how long does it take you to inhale a huge plate of pasta with a side of crusty rolls and hash browns when they tell us that carbs are A-OK again?

1) Know-it-all gasbag; 2) Boarding school twat; 3) Cushy summer non-job job via rich daddy; 4) Heavily embellished resumé (aka 'mostly lies'). 5) Still not working, but getting a useless grad degree. 6) Thinks his life is book-worthy. Gee: So hard to spot a Harvard man these days.

Agreed. From the owner's perspective, Goodell going front and center and his willingness to be the public asshole all of these owners are privately is his only job. Nothing else. He doesn't negotiate the TV contract. He is a mouthpiece.

Can't stand "this is all so stupid" guy.