Yet he was okay with Manziel, and Tebow, and Vick. For some strange reason, he is definitely not okay with Sam. It's alright dude, you can hide behind your silly comments, just like Dungy, instead of just coming out and saying it: "I'm a bigot"

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What's disturbing is how many people at that age really DO work 60 hour weeks. I was, working in restaurants I'd sometimes put in 10 days in a row of 12-14 hour shifts. Hell, even my last job was 4A-3p, with a half hour of break total throughout the day. I'm jealous of France, from what I gather 30 hour weeks are the…

this is so strangely earnest i dont know what to do with it

seeing one and knowing what one is are two different things. for example, I'm sure you've seen lots of toothbrushes in your time....

Usually fat and loud. Trying to make up for their unattractiveness with a misguided attempt at being "fun".

#TheseHoesAintLoyal

Also, a guy dumb enough to post the same thing three times can make it for 10+ years so I'd say Danny the random CEO is on easy street.

negative; ChickenHorseTugJob is quoting the sociopath.

20 dollars on a PAIR? That's insane. My cheap Hanes boxer briefs do no harm to my balls, and cost like, less than a quarter of that. You spend 300 dollars on jeans, don't you?

When I was 24-25 there was a long stretch where I was actually working 60-80 hour weeks every week. I was actually that busy. I would get to work by 7:00 AM, work till noon, grab lunch from the cafeteria or order delivery, work more, order dinner around 6:00 or 7:00, and leave around 9:00. I also ended up working…

In the mornings at work sometimes I get in that weird half-asleep state where you just have a boner for no reason. I always worry somebody is gonna need me to leave my desk & I'll either reveal said boner, or do a weird sneaky waistband tuck. I never thought of using briefs to hold it steady; time to switch!

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

From tabloid culture to politics, I will never understand our culture's obsession with knowing who strangers are fucking.

Cool misplaced Whitney Houston reference

How is it possible that you don't understand how you just listed all the reasons why the point you're making has no merit. It's like: "don't you guys get that as an unknown prospect he was discriminated against because of something inherent to his identity? Why shouldn't he turn around and do the same thing to someone…

Posted below, but applies to you, too: If your "opinion" is that certain people should be discriminated against, then you're a bigot. You're allowed to be a bigot if you want, but this isn't name-calling. It's the definition of the word.

I'm imagining two chupacabras 69ing.

I've read in the comments that his business is fully recovered. Read it a bunch of times. Anyhow: watch Queen of Versailles. These terrible people are fascinating.