Somebody's going to jump in here with some bullshit about how he "stabbed Cleveland in the back". Those poor, delicate little snowflakes who hitch their wagon of happiness on the actions of a professional athlete. How quickly they forget that he played at a very high level in Cleveland for 7 years, led them to their…

I never knew how much I hated this guy until now.

Thanks, Denver Post, for rolling the takes of everybody's dad into one.

"Magary is so fiscally responsible he got all those hot takes on free layaway."

Robert Horry = LeBron/Kobe combined.

Is "you came here" now the blanket response for any criticism?

Sounds as if Colton Gage Snowbarger and Halston Jet Harding got into the Jager and started tweeting. Waiting to hear Flannery Carney and Covington Stanwick have to say about it.

he was an all-star because of Lebron

Why is the paragraph about this having no real source at the end of the article instead of the beginning? Not that I would confuse Deadspin for a place of journalistic ethics, but actually, why is it posted as a story at all if it appears to be made up?

So, the answer to your own question, Deadspin, is...no...no he didn't?

Because people are stupid.

He averaged 19, 5, and 5 on 55% shooting. He's still very good

You and the molestation guy are neck and neck in my book

I demand this statement be immediately loved by all.

"I don't care how many cops I have to go through, I'm getting my glasses back."

That grin says "I wouldn't drink from that punchbowl if I were you. Tee hee!"

And if they had a future, he might not have left. Seriously, go back and look at some of those Cavs lineups. It's like an albatross sanctuary.

What would Cleveland know about rioting after winning a championship?

In the midst of all the LeBron hysteria, why has nobody mentioned the picture that they used for Aaron Goldhammer (a radio host in Cleveland) when he was on Olbermann last night?

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(