if you were a rapper your name would be MC Semantix

no mention of Missy Elliot?

Nope.

Dude jumped a route on the 1 yard line abs made a play. It was a decent play call when the Seahawks thought they caught the pats slipping. The play on the ball was ridiculous, not the play call.

I'm actually getting annoyed at all the armchair play callers bitching about the play call. Russell Wilson could have thrown the ball out of the end zone if the play wasn't there, but nope. It's the play calling. If only the ball had bounced off of Doug Baldwins Dick in to Lynch's hands, we'd be talking about how…

Lebron was hurt. Love was ice cold. Their only chance to win was him shooting the rock with a hot hand. What the fuck is he supposed to do?

If wishes and buts were candies and nuts...

good thing basketball isn't played in a vacuum. LeBron was hurt dumbass. Kyrie chucking it was the best chance they had to win.

who's that driving? Patrick Swayze!

I had this conversation with someone a couple of months ago. They acted like I was a moron because I said "carbs aren't inherently bad for you. They actually are healthy."

my username is a reference to a meyhem Lauren/action bronson/riff raff collaboration. It's about food, I think.

you win entitled brat bingo!

you've got to be kitten me.

Story's bullshit. Cutler craps in a box, not his pants.

this is the saddest example of faking it Til you make it I've ever heard of.

working hard is a relative term. This dude isn't exactly coal mining.

and guest appearances. A shit ton of guest appearances. Dude does it all.

oh he's a trendsetter. No doubt about it. I think people don't give him enough credit for being successful this fucking long. He started in his mid teens and is still relevant a decade and a half later. That's pretty incredible when you think about all of the trends rap music has gone through, the sheer amount of…

something got lost in translation. I wasn't being critical of your writing. I was trying to ward off the inevitable flow of d bags who will take any chance they can to blast wayne or any other mainstream rap artist.

the onion strikes again?