why in the ever living fuck would she use the news station as a reference? She "quit" in quite possibly the most public way.

so it's just a matter of semantics then, right? If she doesn't show up to work any more, she quit her job regardless of what the hypothetical contract she signed upon her employment.

I haven't watched any UF football this year but I was surprised to see that slack-jawed doofus still starts.

Thomas was somehow involved in Parrish Cox's little rape situation. Try harder.

I totally agree. JW is either a callous sack of shit or a dolt. Maybe a bit of both. But I'm not about to pat FSU on the back for handling the situation swiftly. They let it get like this. Fuck em all. And this is from someone who considers himself a Nole fan.

No one is asking for sympathy. Dudes used up all his goodwill and he has zero self awareness. My point is that FSU did almost the exact same thing as the NFL did these last two weeks. Why not suspend him for the entire game initially?

yeah, actually I do think punishing him for words as opposed to, y'know, being accused of sexual assault is a stupid move meant only to pander to the fans and sports media. That's called critical thought. I'm able to think Jameis was completely wrong and so is FSU. It's not an either or proposition.

mkay. Binary thinking reigns supreme.

Am I allowed to think he's a jackass and the punishment (and amendment to the punishment) is fucking stupid?

Price point. That's why yuengling is objectively better than the other beers. I feel like we've been over this numerous times before.

I really hate the phrase "it puts everything in perspective. " But dammit, I just felt icky about shitting on LeBron after I saw him hug the Larry O'Brien trophy in 2012. I've defended him on the Internet more times than I should have and I always used the argument that James' worst transgression pales in comparison…

Ok, after I read it again I got what you were saying. Ray Lewis and LeBron were both able to rehab their images by winning. Their misgivings were worlds apart but I get that you weren't directly comparing them.

"the decision" was obnoxious, but it's not as bad as obstructing justice in a deadly stabbing. I can't believe I even had to type that sentence.

Do you honestly think LeBron should be grouped with those other people?

wow, it looks like those from the "beaten" generation sucked at raising their kids since this generation sucks so bad.

He should change his name to Contrarian Foster.

no shit. I didn't even say he spelled it wrong. I was being overly critical of someone who was being overly critical. That was the joke.

Tell me again. I'm a believer in the rule of 3s.

Are you fucking serious? Some yokels on the internet don't agree with me so I must be wrong! I think the dude who actually plays football for a living knows slightly more than some douchenozzle who waits until the play is over to tell the QB what he shoulda done. Your argument sucks. That's why you're done with the…

cute.