because they have to deal face to face with assholes all night

yes, that poor millionaire is living in squalor. Get the fuck outta here with your bullshit sympathy for someone who is in the top 5% of income.

then don't go out to eat. Fast food restaurants have soda machines you can operate yourself if drink levels are such a high priority of yours.

what an oversimplification by a simple person!

Hey fucker. If you have such a problem with tipping, why don't you lead the revolution to get restaurant workers a livable wage? you could start by not going out to eat at all.

So stop dating bitchy servers. That anecdotal evidence is a dumb reason to be a petulant restaurant patron.

Rap music has been insanely popular for nearly three decades. Most middle aged white dudes grew up on Snoop, NWA, Wu Tang, etc. I feel like boomers are the only people still scared by "the rap music."

why would you choose to eat out if there's a chance you might get bad service? Why not eat at home/fast food all the time?

quit going out to eat if you're having such bad experiences.

I'm sick of cheap restaurant patrons complaining about social norms vis a vis eating out. Eating at a restaurant is OPTIONAL. HELLO??? DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO COOK OR GO TO A DRIVE THRU?

"Good job" is such an arbitrary thing to say. My guess is you're the kind of person who decides to tip shitty based on something as inconsequential as a refilled drink.

I said the same thing.

you know what? You suck!

"pfff. You call THAT a West Coast IPA?"

I may be getting less cynical as I get closer to 30, but I could not give the slightest bit of fucks what beer you drink. Ditto the music you listen to. Ditto your favorite movie/tv show. To paraphrase your last line: "it's just inconsequential shit." There's no need to be a pretentious blowhard about any and…

I disagree. Donkey Kong for Nintendo is the best game ever.

Eh, there's more of a chance for history if there's more footbaw to be played.

As someone who lives in the heart of SEC country, Bama is the worst. The fans gloat despite not having gone there. He'll, most don't even live in Alabama. Ever met someone with a Cajun accent? Hearing them say 'roll tahd!' is the absolute worst.

"All Cowboys RB are very influenza in Pig Latin"

I'm starting to not use that term anymore. If a product is shitty, you tend to not give that institution time and money.