yeah, he admitted that he had a bad work ethic. There is no more detail. That could have been in response to a question about overcoming adversity or his biggest weakness. And if we're being honest, I'd want the kid to be frank with the team. He had trouble getting motivated, then he became a key cog in the BCS champ…

got it. So comparing him to other football players isn't ok but comparing him to some dipshit business administration major is perfectly cromulent. Do you even read the dumb shit you write? You're feigning intelligence by acting like your point is so obvious and it's flying over our little heads, but when asked to…

How do you know that his "questionable character" resulted in his draft status and, oh, I don't know, actual football reasons? Sports media types talk about all that superfluous shit because they get paid to write something and sometimes they make shit up. The original quote is mealy mouthed and passive aggressive. It…

If he fell in the draft, it's more likely for football reasons rather than your narrative of character issues. I don't know how that's convenient since it's exactly what fucking happened. The WRs drafted before him better fit the needs of their respective teams. I don't know why you're gobbling up this finger-wagging…

He was projected as a first rounder and he went in the first round. So did Beckham. If a team was really worried about blowing off meetings he would have slipped in the second, but he didn't because his skill set is such that a team lacking a legitimate #1 receiver took him.

And another way to look at it, we have no idea what team he "blew off." It could have been a team with questions at QB or it could have been a team located in a city Kelvin wasn't thrilled about having to move to.

what exactly is your point? Benjamin went in the first round, so the bullshit "work ethic" dossier didn't affect his draft stock all that much. A lot of GMs throw out those bullshit stories as smokescreens to throw other teams off or sabotage the draftee so the team can get them later in the draft. I wouldn't take it…

Will you draw us a Venn diagram comparing those apples and oranges?

It looks like James Taylor showered the people he loved with love. And drugs. And booze.

came here to make the same joke. I was gonna go with "....a stripper named Rain."

Am I supposed to believe a guy went to Vandy when he uses 'statue (sic) of limitations'? Come to think of it, 'Statue of Limitations' may be the greatest Jay Cutler nickname of all time.

all caps makes sense, but that's too clever for Dog. I bet it was his big tittied wife ghostwriting for him b

I like reading the takedowns of king on ksk. That's about it.

You aren't defending him, but you're definitely buying in to this sanctimonious bullshit he spews about professional football players.

hey, he asked for it.

+1 fight at a Kenny Chesney concert

well deadspin buried the lede. I had no idea there were women in the nba.

Wouldn't "2trive for gr3atneass" make more sense? If you pick a box typeface that could work. Call me, Phil. I have good ideas. Well, better ideas than the yokels you're currently working with.

yeah, 5 bucks at a time is good. But when you start mixing drop kick Murphy's and top 40 songs that you and your bros have inside jokes about, that's bad form.

- putting in $20 in a jukebox at a crowded bar and playing shitty music. Someone did this at my local watering hole Saturday night and I was forced to endure Daughtry deep cuts and dub step.