Fastball and bowling for soup.

except those bands are one hit wonders and VW has released 3 commercially successful albums.

What gimmick does vampire weekend employ? They aren't even a household name. They are popular, but not maroon 5 levels of ubiquity. I guess we were all confused by your comparison.

VW can't possibly be any more different than bro rock. My head hurts trying to figure out the comparison.

nothing is more cringeworthy than white guys doing reggae.

one is a twee indie pop band. The other is a top 40 reincarnation of Jimmy Buffet. Explain yourself more please.

I blame blue oyster cult.

The Heat won a title in 06.

"This article is kind of not very good." is some painfully awkward English.

that's not passive aggression at all. Passive aggressive behavior is leaving a 0 on the tip line because you're too big of a chickenshit to confront the management about shitty service.

Not really sure what people taking a piss at a bar has to do with soccer having thirty years of growth to go. There are casual sports fans in EVERY sport. There are also diehard fans and people who want to glob on to the next big thing.

ok, semantic man. What ifs and could haves are the same damn thing.

not gonna front like I'm a soccer fan, but one of my biggest pet peeves is people playing hypotheticals with sports. That shit can go both ways.

because games are played inpeople's heads. The actual score doesn't count.

That's weird. I assumed the goalie was part of the team.

Hey now! If dipshit would have scored at the end of regulation Timmy's saves would have been buried by the lede. But fuck it. The better team won.

That's kind of what I was getting at. See you in the next four years!

if wishes and buts were candies and nuts...

turns out the Man Upstairs gave him the name:

he said it has nothing to do with his actual name or anything. He just made it up. The Lakers: bad at nicknames and basketball.