juevosrancheros
JuevosRancheros
juevosrancheros

yeah, hardcore soccer fans are a miserable lot. Before the World Cup, there was no way that the US would advance. When it looked like it was all in the bag and shit didn't work out, suddenly the world has ended.

that will never happen. Football players would get injured at such a ridiculous rate, Joe Schmoes like me and you would get a chance to suit up.

Kickoff returns for Tds are always impressive. Int returns too. Hell, watching that dude from Auburn run back the missed FG for the game winning td with 00 on the clock was the best play in football last year, pro or college.

Just wanted to point out that one of the most memorable plays in football in the last decade was a running play. I realize most running plays aren't long, but they're more exciting than you're making them out to be.

Counterpoint:

If the heat are able to get any bench support, that should ease the burden. I guess I didn't properly connect my two thoughts in the post above b

I agree. the big 3 have played 86 playoff games since 2010. That's more than a whole regular season! Yes, the spurs were better but the heat were worn the fuck out. I agree that people are overreacting. The reason they won those two consecutive rings was because they got production from their free agents/role players

Dallas has some rappers!

'Hipster' is being overused so much nowadays that the term has little meaning now. My mom uses 'hipster' now so it's officially jumped the shark. That amorphous blob of people who are cultural elitists like a lot of different shit. Some of the enthusiasm is authentic and some of it is ironic.

nothing says "not pretentious" like getting all high and mighty about burritos. Sorry for the snark, but a blog that says "there are some great burrito places in (insert specific geographic are here)" would probably not be the ideal story to reach the most readers.

unfortunately you eat with your mouth, not your ears. I'm pretty sure Moes is dog food disguised at fast-mex.

your taste buds should be revoked.

I'm sensing a strong correlation between number of ellipsis used and being a race-baiting troll. So, yeah we all saw that coming.

I was wondering why LeBron was playing so much ISO ball in the 4th, but he pretty much baited the entire defense to collapse on him which allowed him to make that pass to a wide open Bosh. Chess match, indeed.

that teammate was Donyell Marshall, not exactly Big Shot Bob or Steve Kerr.

The problem is no one thought you were telling a joke.

that take is so hot, Lebron's getting cramps!

I never said that the best team wins every game, you fucking dolt. The colts beat the two teams that made the Super Bowl last year, but they weren't better than either one of those teams. The conversation was about the spurs and heat finals last year, and you used a reductio ad absurdum argument to generalize that

that depth wasn't there last year, and if the heat have the greatest player on the earth, how does that make the heat worse than the spurs?

What's with the double quotation? Do Miami Heat fans do that annoying air quote thing when they talk?