I'd prefer it if he broke out into assholes and shat himself to death.

Third grade? My little grandson is in the second grade and he shows more emotional maturity than this asshole.

How much spare time does he expect to have? Or will running the country be something he does in his spare time?

Jesus freaking Christ, does this bloated bloviating gasbag have anything worthwhile to concentrate on? Yanno, like the economy, the infrastructure, medical insurance, defense, intelligence, etc.? Or is all that boring crap too trivial for him to have to deal with?

I just want to flush this whole goddam year down the toilet.

Awww, wassamatta… you still pissed because Donnie can't get anybody to perform at his shitty inaugural? Hey, he can always call poopy-pants Nugent, or drag Pat Boone out of the old folks' home.

I cannot begin to imagine what Billie Lourd must be going through…

Fucking hell, will 2016 just die already?!
Poor Debbie is too old to deal with this shit. No parent should have to bury their child.

They just rushed Debbie Reynolds to the hospital with a stroke,

I thought those guys would be pushing up grass by this time… seriously, this is the best Trump can get? He might as well drag Pat Boone out of the old folks' home.

Over half the country didn't even vote. Trump got 24% of the total eligible voting electorate.

They're still around??

Awww poor Trumpydump can't get anyone to perform at his crappy inaugural. Maybe he can truck in some banjo-playing retards from Hog Slop, Arkansas.

He needs Trump like you need some more STDs. He's already a major star. Performing for Trump would just damage his reputation.

"Rox"? What are you, six?

And we're back in the third grade! Yay!

Nobody wants to play at your Cheeto Jesus's crappy inauguration! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

If Trump lasts more than two years without getting impeached he'll be damn lucky.

You take care of your own gene pool, honey — not that there's anything to take care of — and leave the rest to us. You knuckle-dragging troglodytes need the blue states a hell of a lot more than we need you. We're tired of bailing you worthless freeloaders out.

And what do you got? Your pants-shitter Ted Nugent?