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This guy sucks forever ass.

If you rammed Chris Kluwe and Nate Jackson into each other i think they would merge into Station like in Bill and Ted 2. Eloquent, intellectually curious athletes. What a world *heart emoji*.

my stomach is absolutely fucked

I will never read “blechh” and not think of Mad Magazine.

Paget's been on CBB before. Clean it up.

This guy sucks forever ass.

Can confirm. This shit SLAPS.

I wish i didn't relate to this.

Green Day covered this on their 1995 release, "Brain Stew".

You're about a c-hair away from gettin' c-suckin' socked, good buddy.

So your take is "I'm fine with things being incorrect"?

Omega-level clench.

“Mary Steenburgen’s husband, Ted”

This is the best dunk I've seen in some time, and i hope you are trying your best to propagate it beyond this comment section, because in all earnest, it's an omega-level own and it is perfect.

I have a friend (male) who had a German-American girlfriend for several years, and he said she would talk dirty to him in German, and he was a big fan. I think i would agree.

He’s doing the best at this.

These guys suck forever ass.

“really want you know”??!!

It is now my life goal to work "well call me kevin bacon, because I'm here for it all day!" into every conversation I'm a part of.