sweet baby rays

Hall and Oates, you reprehensible millenial.

I couldn’t agree with you more, Dave.

I need some sources on Mellencamp being a redass. This is a story i need.

I genuinely wish you were right, but the last 20 years of history, and current polling tell me that you are not. Wish in one hand, etc.

There are few things in this life that i love as much as Giri Nathan writing about tennis.

This shit makes me fucking irate. “Placed on leave”. You fucked up, but we’re still gonna pay you. FOH with that bullshit.

It's a tough pig to fuck. It's very hard to explain depression to someone who hasn't experienced it. Also, I'm too proud to ever ask for help, but come on people, I'm literally beating you over the head with how not okay i am, can't anyone take the hint?!

This is the take I’ve been waiting for. Well done.

If the next word starts with a consonant, you use “a”. If it starts with a vowel, you use “an”.

I have a bad ear for accents, but i could have sworn that the voice doing the meditation narration was the guy who played Tech Support in Vanilla Sky.

Devotion to Accuracy Dept.: Danny says the role-play line to Theo, after she told him how hot it made her.

Nausea and dizziness....

Discussed this with some of my romcom-loving friends, and the highest praise it got was "it wasn't very good". A few people thoroughly panned it even more. Still, it's nice to read a differing viewpoint. For me, the Keanu scene was worth the price of admission.

In my experiences with dementia, it’s when they start seeing things that >aren’t< there is when it really becomes obvious.

Nothing will "hurt" his campaign. They're all morons, to whom it's more embarassing to admit they fucked up. They're going down with the ship. He tanked the farmers, and they are still in lock-step, for crissakes.

You fool, nothing transcends Doris Burke, you complete kneebiter.

I can't click right now, but that wet wet mud link better be to vanessa bayer

I thought that photo was Chelsea Handler

I went to my very perfect and loving grandmother’s funeral absolutely trashed. When i hugged my mom, she said “you smell like you’re drunk”. I replied “duh, grandma died”. Highly recommend.