sweet another jez bodyshaming article i love it when they do those

“Floppy Weiners or Bare Ass" is either the name of my local band, or the most fun pub trivia game of all time.

It was not a double. Google EW and maisie, there’s an interview about it. LEGIT SIDEBOOB

My own mother told me yesterday that when she retires, she's going to start a movement to get women back in the household, where they belong, gloria steinem ruined everything, and most of my midwest family supported it, at least vocally, so have fun. Once again, the most capable and qualified candidate will lose,…

Or maybe they're both just grifters who have zero scruples about doing whatever it takes to keep getting paid.

Okay, you’ve convinced me. I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Dian Bachar. Say his name. (He cracked me up in Orgazmo)

I’m a little skeptical. These are obviously lessons meant for children, but what child is gonna get >any< of these references, like, even a little?

Photos in front of a green screen, what could go wrong

Hey, this was a well-reasoned and even-handed analysis. Good job. More of this, please.

I don't have any children, but i think Dock-A-Tot sounds fucking >hilarious<, but I've been diagnosed with weak moral fibre and an absurdist sense of humor.

STORM DUCK DARK HORSE

Obviously you've never owned stocks.

Wow the other commenters really shit on you here, but i don't think it's the worst thing ever. I've been in the throes of a 4 day alcohol bender and worn the same shit without showering for the entirety, and people still talked to me. "There are levels of survival we are willing to accept". But that one dude is right,…

This is a good and important blog. No snark.

Somebody slap him, i think HamNo is skipping.

Definitely need to see a septgenarian getting wacked off DONT DENY ME THIS

Did you see the story where he said he almost crushed a testicle filming the dragon riding scene?

When i went to his website, it was literally just a donation ask, so color me extremely fuckin skeptical.

someone on twitter had a tweet that was like “im retiring the ‘i would simply’ joke format because the president just tweeted at the ND fire ‘try water’ “